like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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