i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.