I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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