I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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