your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish I only lived at night.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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