Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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