No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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