Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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