i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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