Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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