How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water