So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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