I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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