Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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