We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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