hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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