So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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