honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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