I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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