Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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