I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am available for nakedness
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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