It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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