he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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