yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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