I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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