Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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