Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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