is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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