at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am in a vortex of obligation.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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