so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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