remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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