Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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