You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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