i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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