I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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