All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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