I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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