Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize