I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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