why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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