North Korea, Best Korea!
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Randomize
