SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize
