I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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