Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he puts the penis in happiness.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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