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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.