I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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