therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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