Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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