Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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