If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I would fuck him just for his dog
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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