I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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