marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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