Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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