no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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