When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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