apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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